The 10 Biggest Breasts In The World

Simply The Breast

There isn't a man alive who doesn't love large breasts, but sometimes they can be too big. It's a strange thing for a man to say that "those boobs are too big for my taste," but it's true. This is why I always recommend marrying a woman with a small C cup or smaller. If you don't, you're going to deal with some unsightly boobies when she gets older.

#10 Lolo Ferrari (36G) - The French model and singer was dubbed "the woman with the largest breasts in the world" by the French Guinness Book of World Records in 1996. Lets just say that a lot has happened since then in the boob world.

#9 Busty Heart (46H) - A former model and stripper, Busty now owns a strip club called "Busty Heart's Place" in Pennsylvania. Now she spends her spare time appearing on shows like America's Got Talent, The Man Show and Steve Harvey's Big Time Challenge crushing things with her giant boobs.

#8 Sheyla Hershey (38KKK)- The former Brazilian model holds the world record for "World's Largest Implants" when she recently had them uprgraded from a 34FFF to a 38KKK. And it won't be long before Special K signs her to a sponsorship deal and releases Sheyla Hershey's "Special KKK" cereal.

#7 Casey (64MM) - All we know about Casey is that she's a stripper and she married an ugly guy. We also know that thanks to Casey, Maury Povich is officially a meat and potatoes kind of guy.

#6 Mistress Rhiannon (48MMM) - Mistress Rhiannon is a dominatrix model who might just be the perfect woman for Chris Brown. You know, because her name is just like Rhianna and they both like to smack people around.

#5 Maxi Mounds (61MMM) - In 2003, Guinness gave Maxi the record for "Largest Augmented Breasts" in the world and thanks to Maxi this is now an official Guinness category forever.

#4 Monique (46R) - Monique is one of those "adult" actresses who does "adult" work in the "adult" film industry. Basically what I'm trying to say is that she's an "adult."

#3 Chelsea Charms (153XXX) - It's ironic that a woman with a 153XXX bust decided to work in the XXX movie industry. I think they call that boob karma or something?

#2 Karola (48ZZZ) - Karola has a serious case of nasty face but she'll "help you get your ZZZ's" faster than a bottle of Nytol.

#1 Norma Stitz (56ZZZ) - You know they're the Guinness World Record for "biggest breasts in the world" when you've officially run out of letters in the alphabet.

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Naughty Child - So Wrong ... But So Funny

SO WRONG ... BUT SO FUNNY

A woman takes a lover home during the day
while her husband is at work.


Her 9year old son comes home unexpectedly, he sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.


The woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing
that the little boy is in there already.




The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The man says, 'Yes, it is..'
Boy: 'I have a baseball.'
Man: 'That's nice'
Boy: 'Want to buy it?'
Man: 'No, thanks.'
Boy: 'My Dad's outside.'
Man: 'OK, how much?'
Boy: '$250'




In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.




Boy: 'Dark in here.'
Man: 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.'
The lover, remembering the last time,
asks the boy, How much?'
Boy: '$750'
Man: 'Sold.'




A few days later, the Dad says to the boy , 'Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch.'
The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.'




The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'
Boy: '$1,000'




The Dad says, 'That's terrible to over charge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to church, to confession.'




They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door..



Wait For It !!




The boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again; you're in my closet now..'

Gal Losing Virginity (In Hindi) - Kali Kaise Phool Bani.

Kali Kaise Phool Bani.

Mein rupa 22 saal ki mahila hoon. Meri shadi ho chuki hain aur ek baccha bhi hain main jo ghatna sunane ja rahi hoon wo saat saal pehli ki hai jab mein 10 class mein padh rahi thi hamari maali haalat thik nahi thi is liye tution nahi laga pai thi main ganeet mein thodi kamzoor thi is liye aksar kam number lati thi. Hamare ganeet ke teacher ramesh sir kafi khoosurat aur handsome the aur ladkiyoon mein kafi interest rakhte the. Hum sab log unhe ramu sir keh kar pukarte the.Class ki sabhi larkiyan us ke paas tution ko jati thi.

Ek din sir ne mujhe bulaya aur kaha rupa tum ganeet mein kafi kamzoor ho board paper mein fail ho jaogi tution kyo nahi ati main khamosh rahi to bole kya baat hai batoan main ne kaha tution ke paise nahi hain to kahe is mein chinta ki koi baat nahi main tumhe aise hi madat kar doonga phir kaha apne semester paper jaldi hi hone wale hain tum Sunday ko subha 10 baje ghar aa jana maine ne kaha thik hai main bohot khus ho gayi ki sir ne madat karni ki baat ki hai. Main ne ghar me mummy se poocha to wo bhi khus ho gayi. Sunday ko main suba jaldi se tayyar hoi aur sir ke ghar pauchi. Sir akele the to main ne poocha koi nahi aaya to wo bole Sunday ko sab ki chutti rahti hain tumhe akele padhana hain is liye aaj bulaya phir main ne pucha aap akele rehte hain to wo bole nahi family kal hi gaon gayi hai ek mahine baad aayegi. Phir sir ne khane ke liye mujhe snack aur chai di aur mere bajoo mein sofe pe baith gaye phir humne padhai suru ki wo bade pyar se samjhane lage. Phadate phadate achanak hi unhone ek haat mere khande pe rakh diya maine unhe dekha to muskura diya aur kaha ghabrao nahi aur maths samjhane lage phir unhone doosra haath mere jhango pe rakh diya to mein ghabra gayi mujhe kuch samajh nahi raha tha ki mai kya karo mujhe khamosh dekh kar who bole ghabrao nahi aaram se baitho aur padhai pe dhyan do phir dhire dhire wo phit pe hath pedhne lagi mujhe ajeeb sa lagne laga to maine kaha please mat karye na sir wo phir muskurate hua pucha kya to maine kaha aap ka haath to bole kya

hua usse aur achanak mere baalloon ka clip khol diya maine pucha sir to bole tumahare baal kitne acche aur mulayam hai aur kafi lambe bhi main balloon ki tareef sun kar khus hoi who dhire dhire mere baalloon main apne ungli daal kar sahlane lage mujhe pata nahi kyu lakein accha lag raha tha phir unhone ek haat meri kamar mein daal kar mujhe apne kareeb khich liya main ghabrane lagi aur sochne lagi sir aisa kyo kar rahe hai main bolne lagi sir lakin unhone ungli mere hoto pe rakh kar mujhe rokh diya aur sir pe hath pherne lage meri sasen tej hone lagi aur dil dharakne laga main soch rahi thi ki kya hone wala hai main kya karoon kuch samajh nahi raha tha phir unhone mere khande pe hath rakh kar mujhe apne ekdum kareeb kheich liya aur meri tareef karne lage mujhe thoda accha to lage lakin dar bhi lag raha tha achanak unhone ek haath mere seene pe aaya aur mere chote chote ubharo ko masalne lage maine unka haath pakad kar unhe rokh diya aur kaha mat karye sir wo rukh gaye. Maine kaha ab main jaati hoo to kaha thoda rukh jaao phir chali jana aur achanak mujhe bahoon me jakadh kar chumne lage masalne lage maine unhe rokh ne bohoot kosis ki lekin who nahi ruke mere chere pe chumbano kir barish karne lage aur apne sene laga liya main uthne ki kosish karne lagi to unhone uth kar mujhe godh me utha liya aur mere laboo ko apne laboo se dabate huan bedroom me le gaye aur bed per lita diya maine kaha please sir mujhe jane do to bole thodi der mein chale jana maine kaha aap kya kar rahe hain to bole main tumhe who pyar de raha ho jo aaj tak kisi ne tumhe nahi diya hoga aur who bajoo me leth gaye main ne apne aap ko churane ki bahoot kosish ki lekin us ka kuch bhi asar nahi ho raha tha wo mujh per let gaye aur mere laboo ko chusne lage aur mere ubhare ko masalne lage. Phir sir ka haath sidha mere dono pairo ke bich me mere virgina par chala gaya. Aur mere ander ek current sa doud gayaa. Muje bahut hi mazaa ane laga. Yeh pahili baar tha ki kisine muje waha par chuaa tha. Mere saare raungte khade ho gaye. Unka haath mere virgina par dhire dhire se move kar rahaa tha aur meri gudgudi badh ti jaa rahi thi. Meine socha jobhi ho leking bahut mazaa aa raha hai. Meine dhire se apni tange thodi faila di jis se unka haat thoda aur niche sarak jaya.. Mein apni akhen bandh kar mazaa le rahi thi tabhi, muje laga hi haath ka force badh raha hai. Unke haath the pressure mere virgina par dhire dhire badh ne laga aur jaise jaise unka pressure badhta gaya muje jyada hi jyada mazzaa aataa gaya. Unhone mere virgina ko sahlana shuru kiya kabhi halke se to kabhi ekdum jor se.. mano jaise mein satve aasmaan par pahuch gayi. Aur dhire dhire unka haat mere thighs par se hota huwa mere knees ke taraf badhne laga. Unka haath mere skirt ke end tak gaya aur ruk gaya aur phir upar ki taraf vapis muda, lekin is baar unke haath ke saath saath mera skirt bhi upar aane laga. Skirt mere adhe thighs tak aake ruk gaya kyuki skirt ke piche ka hissa mere thighs ke niche daba hua tha. Unhone phir ampna haath mere dono taango ke bich me dala aur mere naked thighs ko mahsoos karta hua upar aane lagaa aur sidha mere panty par aagayaa. Ees baar mere virgina aur unke haath ke bich me sirf meri panty thi. Un hone mere virgina ko vapas masalna shuru kiya. Mere virgina ke lips ko baar baar masalne lage. Kabhi right virgina lip ko masalte aur kabhi left virgina lips ko masalte. Kabhi kabhi mere virgina lips ko halka sa khichte kabhi masalte. Khabi apni ungli done virgina lips ke bich me dalte to kabhi upar niche ghumate. Mera mazaa ek dum se badha gayaa aur mein thoda thoda dhire dhire moaning karne lagi. Yeh dekh kar unko bhi mazaa aane lagaa aur un hone apne haath ka pressure badha diya. Saath saath unke haath ki speed bhi badha di aur mere se sahan nahi ho rahaa thaa.

Thodi der yeh sab karne ke baad ma unhone dusre haath ko mere ghutno ke phiche dalaa aur unko thoda sa upar uthaaya. Ghutno ko upar uthaate hi unhone mera skirt puri tarah se utar diya. Phir sir ne unka haath jo ab tak meri panty ki upar se hi mere virgina ke saath khel raha tha meri panty ke ek side se khich kar puri utar di ab unka hath meri virgina ki skin ke saath vohi sab karne laga jo ab tak panty ke upar se kar rahe the. Meri virgina par abhi tak baal nahi uge the. Actually mere sharir par baal ek bhi baal nahi uga tha sivay mere sir ke baalo ke.Woh meri virgina ke saath khel rahe aur phir unhone apne dusre haath se mere shirt ke batan kholne lage. Shirt ke upar ke do batan khol ne ke baad un hone apna haat mere boobs ko masalne lage. Mere boobs jyada bade to nahi the par tennis ball ki aadhi size ke the aur abhut hi tight the. un hone dhire se mere bra ko upar ki taraf karke mere boobs ko bahar nikala aur apne muh me leke choos ne lage. Kabhi right boob ko chooste to kabhi left wale ko. Kabhi boobs ko chooste to kabhi chaatte to kabi mere nipples ko

kiss karte. Yeh sab ke dauran unka dusra haath mere virgina ke saath kehl raha tha aur mein to mano excitement me jaise dub hi gayi thi.

Halke halke se moan bhi kar rahi thi. Karib karib 15 mins tak yeh sab chalta raha aur phir Meri nas nas main bijli daud rahi thi. Ab badan par kapda bura lag raha tha. Usne meri choochiyon ko masalte huwe mere hoonto ko kiss karna shuru kar diya. Use meri jaisi kunwari ladkiyon ko razi karna aata tha. Hoont chusate hi main dheeli ho gayi. Dhire se meri choochiyon par jhuk kar meri raan par haath pherte bole, "ab tum ekdam jawan ho gayi ho. Kab maza logi apni jawani ka. Daro nahi tumko kali se phool bana dunga. bas tum haan kar do." Tum taiyyar ho tu tumko roz chodenge. Haye kitni khoobsurat ho.. Tumse chhoti chhoti ladkiyan chudwati hain." Main tu swarg main thi. sir choochiyon ko dabaye ek haath gaal par aur dusra raano ke beech pher rahe the. "mujhse chhoti chhoti?" "haan meri jaan. Zyada badi ho jaogi tu iska maza utna nahi paogi jitna abhi. Tumhari ekdam taiyyar hai bas haan kar do." "main tu abhi bahut chhoti hoon". Sir muskarakar mere hoont choom kar bole, "apni class ki meena, sheela, jyoti aur kai ladkiyon ko tu tum janti ho, abhi 16 ki bhi nahi hai. Uski choochiyon bhi tumse chhoti hain. Wah bhi mujhse khoob chudwati hai." Aur choot ke phaank ko chutki se masla tu main kasmasakar boli, "haye sir apni sabhi students ko bhi?". Sir bole tabhi to who ganeet mein itni pakki hai. Tumhari choochiyan tu khoob gadrayi hain. Bolo ho razi." Aur mere laboon ko apne laboon se muh me leke chusa tu main razi ho gayi aur apna 15 saal ka taaza badan uske hawale karne ko taiyyar thi. Wah meri nayi choochiyon ko haath main lete hi meri keemat jaan gaye the. Mere liye yah pahla chance tha. sir mujhse zabardasti na kar pyar se kar rahe the. Ab tak wah meri nangi chhot ko dekh uspar haath pher choom bhi chukke the par main abhi tak unka lund nahi dekha tha.."mujhe kuchh nahi aata." Main razi ho per mujhe kuchh nahi aata." boli tu usne kaha "main sikha dunga." Aur mere gaal kaata tu main boli, "ooii bade bedard ho sir." Meri is ada par mast ho gaal sahlate mera shirti pakad kar bole, "isko utaar do." "haye poori nangi karke." "haan meri jaan maza tu nange hone main hi aata hai. Bolo poora maza logi na." "haan." "tu fir nangi ho main abhi aata hoon." Wah kamre se bahar chala gaya Main kahan thi, bata nahi sakti thi. Poore badan main chitiyan chalne lagi. Choot phudakne lagi thi. Main poori tarah taiyyar thi. Maine jaldi se shirt utar di aur poori nangi ho bed par let gayi. Sir sirf lungi pehen kar room me wapas aaye aur mujhe nangi dekh wah khil uthe. Paas aa peeth par haath pher bole, "ab paogi jannat ka maza." Meri nangi peeth par haat pher maza de usne jhatke se apni lungi alag ki tu unka lund mere paas aate hi jhatke khane laga. uska kam se kam 6 inch ka tha. Main gazab ka lund dekh hairaan ho gayi uska kam se kam 9 inch ka tha. Wah bed par aaye aur peechhe baith meri kamar pakadkar bole, "good main aao meri jaan." Mera kamra mere liye swarg ban gaya tha Ab ham dono hi nange the. Jab sir ki good main apni gaand rakhi tu sir ne fauran meri dono choochiyon ko apne dono haathon main le badan main current dauraya. "theek se baitho tabhi asli maza milega. Dekhna aaj mere saath kitna maza aata hai." Nangi choochiyon par uska haath chala tu aankh band hone lagi. Ab sach hi bada maza aa raha tha.

"Roopa." "ji" "kaisa lag raha hai?" meri gaand main uska khada lund gad raha tha jo ek naya maza de raha tha. Ab main badhawas ho uski nangi good main nangi baithi apni choochiyon ko masalwati mast hoti ja rahi thi. Tabhi sir ne choochiyon ke tight nipple ko chutki se dabate poochha, "bolo meri jaan." "haye ab aur maza aa raha hai sir." "ghabrao nahi tumko bhi doosri ladkiyon ki tarah poora maza dunga. Haye tumhari choochiyan tu sabhe se bhi achhi hain." Wah meri mast jawani ko pakar ekdam se pagal se ho gaye the. Nipple ki chhedchhad se badan jhanjhana gaya tha. Tabhi sir ne mujhe god se utarkar bed par litaya aur mere nipple ko hoont se chooskar mujhe pagal kar diya. Haath ki bajaye munh se zyada maza aaya. Sir ki is harkat se main khud ko bhool gayi. Usko meri choochiyan khoob pasand aayi. sir 10 minute tak meri choochiyon ko choos chooskar peete rahe.

Choochiyon ko peene ke baad sir ne mujhse raano ko phailano ko kaha tu maine khush hokar apne pyare sir ke liye jannat ka darwaza khol diya. Pair kholne ke baad mama ne meri kunwari choot par apni jeebh phirayi tu main tadap uthi. Wah meri choot ko chatne lage. Chatwate hi main tadap uthi. sir ne chatte huwe poochha, "bolo kaisa lag raha hai?" "bahut achha sir." "tum tu dar rahi thi." Ab dono ka maza ek saath lo." Aur apne dono haath ko meri mast choochiyon par laga dono ko dabate meri kunwari gulabi choot ko chatne lage tu main dono ka maza ek saath pa tadapti huyi boli, "haye aaaahhh bas karo sir ooii nahi ab nahi." "abhi leti raho." Mujhe gazab ka maza aaya. Wah bhi meri jawani ko chatkar mast ho uthe. 10 minute tak chatte rahe fir mujhe jawan karne ke liye mere oopar aaye. Sir ne side table se tel ki bottle li aur meri choot ko phaila kar us me tel dal kar use bhigo diya. Maine pucha kyon sir to bole pehli bar kar rahi ho na isliye is se dard kam hoga aur phir apne lund ko bhi tel se bhigo diya aur meri choot pe ragadte hua under dalne lage. Sir ne pahle hi mast kar diya tha isliye dard kam huwa. Sir bhi dhire dhire pelkar chod rahe the. Meri choot ekdam tazi thi isliye sir mere diwane hokar bole, "haye ab tu main tumko roz hi chodunga." Main mast thi isliye dard ki jagah maza aa raha tha. "main bhi ab aapse roz chudwaungi.". who mujhe 20-30 minute tak chodte rahe phir apne veer ki sailab mujh me chod diya. Main bhi unki diwani ban chuki thi. Uske baad ek mahine tak who roz sex ke sagar me dubo kar nikalte rahe phir unki family gaon se aa gai to hamara sex ruk gaya.

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Lady Teacher & Her Smart Student

A Beautiful Madam was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade class.

Madam asked,' Boy. What is your problem?'

Boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!'

She took the Boy to the principal's office.

Madam explained to the principal what the situation was.

The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.

She agreed. The Boy agreed to take the test.

Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'

Boy. '9'.

Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'

Boy.: '36'.

The principal looks at Madam and tells her, 'I think Boy can go to the 4th grade.' Madam says to the principal, 'I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?' The principal and Boy both agreed.

Madam asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of'?

Boy, after a moment 'Legs.'

Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,

delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy.: Coconut

Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.

Boy.: Bubblegum

Madam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...

Boy.: Shake hands

Madam: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Boy.: Tent

Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.

Boy.: Wedding Ring

Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Boy.: Arrow

Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?

Boy.: Fire truck

Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it, u have to use ur hand.

Boy.: Fork

Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?

Boy.: HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, 'Send this Boy to IIM AHMEDABAD, I was wrong myself in all of them'.

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